Murdered in my Bed??

This apparantly is what my mother has been going around telling people. I find it funny though, because to my face she said she was so happy that I found someone, blah blah blah. I think she thinks that just because Todd and I don't live in the same state that he automatically is an axe murderer. I say that you stand just as good a chance of finding you a good axe murderer in your home town as you do in another state. So in my opinion I stand just as much chance of being "murdered in my bed" by a local as I do by him. I know, after talking to him though, that he would never do that. And even if he was an axe murderer, I probably wouldn't be around to write this right now, because he would have taken care of business last weekend. So now, I propose this argument to my mother: Is my younger brother's fiance going to murder him in his bed? He met her on Yahoo Personals. Is my older brothers girlfriend going to murder him in his bed? He met her on Match.com? Or will it be vice versa because they are the men? Tell me, what is the difference?